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In the city of Nazareth there was a young couple living their lives calm and content
Joseph was a tecton, working hard to feed himself and his fiance
While Mary took care of the household and the garden
They were popular in the neighborhood, no controversy, no arguments
One night Joseph had a dream
A dream with a weird message
Joseph may espouse Mary
No matter what the circumstances
So Joseph did as he was told without questioning
He married his unsullied dear Mary
Not knowing that something was wrong
Something already grew inside her whomb
Mary never was as innocent as Joseph thought
When he was at work she never was alone
Many lay with her, men and women, boys and girls
Never only one at a time
Despicable lust
Slut… - Slave of her cravings
Sucker… - Never satisfied her
Unsuspecting fool
Jerk… - The only virgin of their kin
Tart… - Knew how to get things done
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She fucked
She fucked
She fucked
She fucked
The slut got pregnant by a bit on the side
She fucked
She fucked
Not only once she fucked with a stranger
Joseph did not know that he loved a strumpet.
When he went out to work
She always did what she did best
She fucked
She fucked
She fucked
She fucked
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Years of idyllic live
Passed by without any doubt
But then Mary got impregnated
How can she hide the betrayal
A construct of lies
“An angel came to me to tell me ‘bout my pregnancy”
“The father of my unborn child no one less than the divine”
“I love you with devotion never thought about fornication”
“Unspoilt invariably. Like on the first day you met me.”
A construct of lies
A perfect disguise
A construct of lies
Until demise
Joseph, dumb as fuck, he believed the lies she told
Did not question what she said, blinded by the love he felt
Mary, cunning slut, pulled her head out of the noose
Tricked her spouse with her spectacular lies
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News of Mary’s gestation got around
Apart from Joseph everybody knew the truth
After nine months of total deception
She gave birth to the bastard son
Mary’s companions brought their dowry
‘Cause no one really knew who might be the father
The all joined in to construct of lies
And told him tales ‘bout stargazery
“We saw the star shining bright”
“It led us straight to your bride”
“The Lord and savior will be born”
“To bring him tribute we have sworn”
So they came from far away
With a donkey load of gifts
Gold, frankincense
and myrrh
Caspar, Melchior and Balthazar
Just to name a few
All companions paid respect
Even the goat
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Based on a bunch of lies
The life of Jesus did not do so well
Some people thought he was the one
Some other people just wanted him dead
Betrayed by his fellow disciple
He got nailed to the cross
Nine excruciating hours
On the hill Golgotha
Centuries later humans still believe
The lies of a slut told to trick her spouse
Peoples waged wars based on this deceit
Millions of dead bodies pave the way of church
Human dumbfucks
Most perceptive creatures on this planet earth
Hahahahaha… Please don’t make me laugh
This is so ridiculous
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Blind Mowing
01:30
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Blind Mowing
Grab the fuel can, tank up the lawn mower
Headphones on, grind the blades
Sit behind the wheel, fasten seat belt
Ignition, let’s go
Riding my lawn mower, is so much fun
Hair is blowing in the airstream
Feeling of freedom no one can comprehend
Sun is shining, warms my face
A fly
In my eye
I’m blind, I can’t find the throttle to slow down
I’m blind mowing, I can’t see where I’m driving
I have to rub my eyes harder to get the fly out of there
I hope I don’t mow the hose
Phew…
Got it
Oh shit, what have I done?
Left my front yard, crossed the street
Mowed the dachshund of Mrs Radzom
Blood and entrails on the sidewalk
Wild gesturing and screaming
Mrs Radzom ran at me
Got in panic, went full throttle
Guess where she is now united with her dog
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Like a batallion shoulder to shoulder
The trees with their gnarled branches
No daylight can reach the ground
Covered with moldy foliage
Nothing to thrive in unadulterated obscurity
A darkness so black
Creatures with no eyes traverse the rotting foliage
Chasing the scent trail of their prey
Vast forest of inscrutable darkness
Purest blackness not corrupted by light
The grace of this gloom yet cannot be seen
Vast forest of inscrutable darkness
Darkness devours everything
All that enters vanishes from sight
Screams of souls that got lost
Resound from the blackness
Vast forest of inscrutable darkness
Purest blackness not corrupted by light
The grace of this gloom yet cannot be seen
Vast forest of inscrutable darkness
Battalion of trees - luring curiosity
Once inside no prospect of escape
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Objectophilia
03:40
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I saw you standing at the hallway
Your aura was shining so bright
You were so beautiful
It was love on the first sight
Slowly and shy I approached you
Gently caressed your alluring linings
You are the love of my life
This must be the perfect timing
Made of stainless steel
Your skin is ideal
It feels so pure and cold
And it will never get old
My lips hunger for your fountain
I would ascend every mountain
To taste this liquid love
I feel in senventh heaven and above
When no one looks I pull out my cock
Rub my penis on your gorgeous skin
It feels so good to be close to you
This is love, they call it a sin
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